January 2012
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Oh wait, one more thing.
I forgot to mention that Dallas BBQ fucking CARDED me last night.
I’m still outraged over this.
I was so outraged last night I was forced to text itsinthetrees.
I’ve been going to Dallas BBQs since I was like 17.
I have never been carded.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
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Having a dress form makes choosing an outfit to...
No really. That took about five seconds. Only thing left to decide is shoes and whether or not it’s a tights evening.
Sucking down a pot of coffee and a 5 hour energy, then getting dressed and headed out for New Years shenanigans with some Obies and private school kids. Tomorrow I’m sitting in bed, eating junkfood while likely nursing a hangover, and rewatching S1 of Sherlock.
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December 2011
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Tequila shots. Literally poured salt into a wound...
Ooooow.
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That was sketchier than a state liquor store in...
And that’s saying something.
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And now I'm going to go buy some rum and soda...
Because I’m the best OMTA Big Sister ever.
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bondage-chan-deactivated2011123 asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
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LOL, Tumblr just tried to scare me into removing...
Nice try, Tumblr.
Nice try.
Russell Brand and Katy Perry end their... →
But who is actually surprised?
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“I think people that are quick to point to age as being a problem are boring....”
– Ichiro on age.
I recommend the entire interview for further insights into music, modern speech patterns, and the need for a good moisturizer.
(h/t Lookout Landing)
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Tomorrow!
Sleep FOREVER.
Cut out sleeveless dress
CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!
Shave legs
Buy limes for tequila shots
Possibly buy a bottle of rum for those who do not plan on getting naked. (Tequilla: Only good when you intend on getting naked)
SEE ALL THE OBIES!
Basically look fly as fuck and prepare to have a wonderful ass weekend.
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popculturebrain:
Frank Turner - “If Ever I...
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Probs watching Pootie Tang and First Sunday...
Watched Kat Williams’ Keep It Pimpin’ last night.
No shame.
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inothernews:
stevehuff:
From Archive.org, one...
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lol, well hello winter.
December 29th, eh? Well I guess you’re only 8 days late.
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shit i intend on doing before monday...
- quality time with indy
- hem all the dresses
- clean my room
- shorten my grocery list by purchasing the things on it
- review usfsa/isi synchro stuff
- figure out renewing usfsa membership? (fuuuuuuck)
horrormoans:
jessiphia:
minhovsstairs:
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“The worste mistake, I think, I have made in my life was learning to much. My...”
– Admissions essay from a 10yo (via admissiondenied)
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So the owner of the Dunkin Donuts I go to is a...
Or at least I think they’re his daughters. Could be his nieces or cousins. Point being, I’m pretty sure they’re all related from the ways they interact with each other, and he’s very much an “I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR” douche to them.
I see him yell at them on a regular basis, insult them, and kind of… manhandle them? IDK how to describe it. And you should...
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A thing we have to do in the office: Assign a gender to each child in our database so that we can have an accurate count of how many male and female applicants we have for each session.
A thing parents often don’t do: Check off the gender of their child on their application.
A thing we have to do in the office: Guess what gender the kid is based on their name.
A thing I just learned after...
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Interview Session || 2
Me: What are three words you would use to describe yourself?
10yo: Um... what's a word for being addicted to the internet?