September 2011
3 tags
I had two marguritas.
My brain feels to be the mushiest of the mush.
Watching Roger Sterling drink so much is making me vaguely ill.
4 tags
2 tags
1 tag
August 2011
2 tags
Pro: Coworker took my advice and started reading A...
Con: He came back from lunch and said, “I got through the first chapter. But I didn’t read the prologue. Do I have to read the prologue? I never read prologues.”
Me: ……………………who are you.
4 tags
3 tags
So I started A Storm of Swords this morning...
And was a little too excited to see Jamie get the first chapter.
All of my joy :DDDDDD
1 tag
simplymindfckd replied to your post: just explained early disney racism to my coworker. his white mind was blown by the time i got to the monkeys in the Jungle Book.
have you discussed Dumbo? I still get mad watching that movie…
Yup. It took awhile, as did King Louie.
5 tags
RDJ's rep confirms the news. →
mseveyvee:
dryvodkamartini:
“Robert and Susan could not be more excited over this news,” his rep tells PEOPLE. “They can’t wait to welcome this new baby into their wonderful family.”
My creys! I am soooo happy for them!
They are my faves, omg. I am both jealous and crazy happy for them at once.
3 tags
just explained early disney racism to my coworker....
he’s trying to tell me the siamese cats in the aristocats aren’t problematic.
my life is hilarious.
2 tags
3 tags
5 tags
5 tags
13 tags
4 tags
2 tags
3 tags
I remember this kind of injury from back when I was skating…
“I’ve been walking around on it fine all day. It just twinges.”
“Good. Try your axle then?”
“DEAR GOD NO. ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN???”
No bother until you actually try and DO something. It’s cool though… I have sneakers.
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Let's not fuck around: Pete and Trudy are the best...
Fact.
1 tag
1 tag
I have not iced a body part in years.
MY BODY IS FALLING APART.
1 tag
itsinthetrees replied to your video: This ad has not been commissioned or sanctioned by…
lmao did patrick make this
@pwillems did indeed. He makes one video a week. Sometimes they are pop culture related.
6 tags
2 tags
So.
I admit that I fell down a flight of subway steps today.
In heels.
My ankle hurts so much :-/
It’s actually like… swollen.
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
r1such4n replied to your post: awritergeekly replied to your post: awritergeekly…
I would suggest writing a detailed “handbook” of sorts explaining how to do things you anticipate she might call you asking about. That’s what I’ve done before when leaving jobs where I was the only/most technically savvy person there.
That’s the best thing. There already is one, and I added to it. But...
1 tag
awritergeekly replied to your post: awritergeekly replied to your post: I am sitting…
I don’t blame you. Can you block her phone #? Doesn’t she text you too?
She does ALL of that. I can block her but it costs $5 on ATT which is just silly, and they don’t offer anything else but ‘change your ringtone to silent’.
So long as I leave her the passwords for all our accounts...
6 tags
1 tag
awritergeekly replied to your post: I am sitting here doing nothing. She wants me to…
I assume you’re telling her tomorrow so she doesn’t pitch a fit today?
Exactly, yup. I want to finish out tomorrow peacefully and then send her my letter. I’ve told my coworkers not to tell her where or who my new job is with, because after tomorrow I don’t want any more contact with her....
1 tag
I am sitting here doing nothing.
She wants me to go through and do a shitton of website coding.
Hells no, yo.
1. lol tomorrow is my last day.
2. even if it wasn’t, I would leave this until tomorrow because I’m wearing my contacts and coding would give me the WORST kind of vision headache.
1 tag
12 tags
esprit-follet:
mnot:
Whaaaaaat… Everything in this video is killing me right now, I’m dyyyying. Community cast, Pudi, Brie - don’t ever change! <3!
sourze: daneckman’z coolzy twittah
LOL Glover’s face. He basically said what I was thinking xD
@pwillems
7 tags
4 tags
6 tags
4 tags
Jaleel White to Guest Star on 'House' | TV Line →
I have no investment in Family Matters or anything, but it’s really nice to see that he’s going to maybe have a little career resurgence.
1 tag
So I have double confirmed with my new job...
I can officially say that I’m going to be an Admissions Officer with Prep for Prep.
In short I’ll be helping to interview and admit students of colour into NYC independent schools and North East boarding schools in the Ten School Admissions Org— like Taft, where I went :D
Given that pretty much all my friends at Taft were Prep kids, this is like a very pleasant full circle...
8 tags
4 tags
2 tags
6 tags
6 tags
yoxfordboys:
Byrd is the word. Cubs go up 7-0.
lol instead of sleeping I have turned on the radiocast of this glorious, marvelous, heavenly game.
But I’m closing the computer to work on womanly pursuits like darning. Goodbye, internet.
3 tags
I am actually in love with my clothing collection...
IN LOVE WITH IT.
I need to go to bed, but I’m just sitting here staring into one of my closets.
Dash, please do not ever let me watch nearly three seasons of Mad Men in under a week ever again.
EDIT: OMG I HAVE VINTAGE UNDERGARMENTS THAT MATCH THIS DRESS.
I had forgotten about this slip.
I’ve also started listening to Styx.
I need to go to sleep.
3 tags
pinkie-pi replied to your photo: This is what got me so excited. I’ll need to make…
I’m not big on maxi dresses but omg that is a very nice dress
I actually hate maxi dresses XD! This is one of two that I own, but the fact that I have not one but two hats to match it, AND gloves? I am so into this thing right now.
Shoes though. I need shoes…