Jose Reyes’ Shave and a Haircut
On Friday, MLB Network will be broadcasting Jose Reyes’ haircut so that he can fit in with the new spic-and-span Marlins. This promises to be the biggest reveal since Geraldo opened Capone’s vault.
That said, people are quite hopeful of how Reyes will look when he’s finished. What look will he go with? Here are a few options I hope he choses:
The Morrissey:
The Moe:
The Oscar Gamble:
The Don Draper:
The Life of the Party:
The Teen Wolf:
Have any suggestions? Send me your MS Paincuts and I’ll add them to the post.
Is it problematic that the loss of Jose’s fab dreads upsets me THIS much? I would be more okay with beardless Brian than I am with this.
(Granted, I’m still pressed about him not being in NYC anymore to begin with…)
