My NYC Moment of the Day…

I lost my shit on a 12-13yo who dropped his cellphone at the 96th street 1/2/3 station this afternoon and proceeded to jump down onto the tracks to get it back.

With the sign plainly flashing that the train was pulling in in 0 MINUTES.

For you non New Yorkers, that means the train can be PLAINLY seen approaching.

Those of us on the platform seemed to all want to be the one to go off on him once he’d climbed back up, but I got there first. 

My neck rolled, guys. My neck rolled. That’s how pissed I was at this kid. 

WHO DOES THAT?

I was seriously THIS CLOSE to taking the cell phone and calling his parents to let them know what he’d done… and to let them know that the only reason his phone had fallen was because he and his friends were acting a fool and jumping around hitting the signs in the stations like they’d all lost their god damned minds.

Which they obviously had.

Kids these days.